Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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