are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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