Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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