hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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