My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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