the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
