North Korea, Best Korea!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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