if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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