On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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