I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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