So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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