I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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