if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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