It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
