Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
soo... how was my night?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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