You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I understand Curling. That high.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
