like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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