So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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