i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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