Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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