trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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