I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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