We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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