I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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