There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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