just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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