She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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