so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
from now on my penis is your penis
babies were throwing up all over the place
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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