I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We got so high we made milksteak
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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