Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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