Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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