i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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