I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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