is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
