I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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