Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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