can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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