just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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