YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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