Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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