somebody snuck up and got me drunk
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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