Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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