But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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