I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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