Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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