If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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