I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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