FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
