I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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