I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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