I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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