Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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